a bait shop? ...in space?

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Someone called my site goyslop in my guestbook lmao wtf okay…
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ninevolt's avatar ninevolt 1 month ago

lmfao what does that even mean

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

@ninevolt It’s an antisemitic term from a conspiracy theory that jewish people are feeding non-jewish people (goy) slop to keep them unhealthy. It’s a kinda w/e insult on social media these days. The meme’s been done with for months lmao

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analogsunset's avatar analogsunset 1 month ago

here, this is your license to kill. i know you'll use it wisely /silly

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figurea's avatar figurea 1 month ago

we’re running out of slang words

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oscarspage's avatar oscarspage 1 month ago

wtf 😭 fihslop 🥀

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

@oscarspage im proud to be fihslop💪😤

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 month ago

If youre using cbox, you can banned them using their ip

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spotties's avatar spotties 1 month ago

They should get sent to the thinking corner tsk tsk

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 month ago

@garfriend somebody actually used this term at my job once lol

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

@barracudachan They did get blocked worry not lmao. I've heard the term thrown around a lot, but in the context of my site where I'm just doing my own thing and loving fish, it's WILD. I am sephardic, so maybe I am controlling all of you 👁️👁️

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someones-insane's avatar someones-insane 1 month ago

"goyslop" that ain't even a word just say it sucks smh

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ghostscape's avatar ghostscape 1 month ago

like it's shitty regardless of anything else, but also just a nonsensical insult for a lovingly handmade personal website!

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beautiful shop!!!
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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

Thank you!! <3

garfriend updated their site.
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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 month ago

cool art, i love borderline illegible fonts too. (also love radio k. it seems like every time i tune in, something hilarious happens)

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zooquarium's avatar zooquarium 1 month ago

Hello Pubert!

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garfriend updated their site.
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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

Added the fiat 124 which isn't that special. It's a miata, but they're cute

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 month ago

The Miata looks fire.

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win1999's avatar win1999 1 month ago

This is a cool list! Well thought out and crafted. Since you like 80s boxy rally and some Japanese tech, what's your take on the Mitsubishi Starion? Its my ultimate dream car. Oh also, have you seen the Subaru Sambar Dias S. These are two of my favorites, quite different :-)

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

@win1999 I’ve heard about the starion but I don’t know much about it, so I can’t say much! They do look SOOOO rad. And with the subie, idk too much about kei cars in general. Defo been meaning to look into them more along with chinese evs

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ninevolt's avatar ninevolt 1 month ago

1986 volvo 240 wagon my beloved... i learned to drive in one of those things. i miss it dearly

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win1999's avatar win1999 1 month ago

Just the dashboard of the Starion looks cool. I saw this ad: https://autoprospektesammlung.de/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/prospekt-mitsubishi-starion-6.jpg This isnt just a car, its a fighter jet marketing vibe.

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p7uen's avatar p7uen 1 month ago

I have a purple broccoli that bolted and then refused to die during winter, so I left it. It's now a 4 year old broccoli tree which must be protected at all costs.

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

but i dont wanna stretch. FUCK!

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I thought that AQI of 230 was bad, but it’s 442 in MN rn. Being outside briefly makes me actually ill, but ahahah it’ll bring the temps down ahaha….
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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

Sorry it’s actually 522 holy cow

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skullhouse's avatar skullhouse 1 month ago

oh no!!! stay safe!

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music-by-margaruine's avatar music-by-margaruine 1 month ago

it's 45 over here in Macau and we've had to put up with an entire week of shade and rain... wtf are they putting in your air lmfao

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

@music-by-margaruine Wildfire smoke! A bunch of pine trees that have been drying for years caught fire from a lightning strike. If there isn’t lots of rain, it’ll burn until it snows

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ichomancer's avatar ichomancer 1 month ago

Man, the worst I've been in is about ~580 (BC, Canada.) Awful thing to experience. In this day and age, I have to recommend blowing some cash on a high end air purifier. I went with a Coway airmega and holy smokes is it powerful. It's pretty overkill for the space I have, so I essentially have fresh cycled air every minute and a half. When it kicks into overdrive you feel a pressure change in the house lol

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music-by-margaruine's avatar music-by-margaruine 1 month ago

@garfriend sounds terrible, hope it gets better <3

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 month ago

Holy fuck. What's going on??

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

@ichomancer Defo gonna look into getting one of those. I have an air purifier but it’s a pretty standard one. Idk if she can keep up with these wildfires that are practically annual now

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

@barracudachan wildfires😔

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oscarspage's avatar oscarspage 1 month ago

I thought I escaped the yearly smoke after fleeing the West, nope! Just in the "smellable" area, i.imgur.com/9U2R9iq.jpeg

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

@oscarspage “smellable” is funny asf I’ve never seen that before omg the stink zone

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win1999's avatar win1999 1 month ago

I recommend everyone in wildfire-affected areas, or heavily polluted industrial zones invest in at least one HEPA Air Purifier. If funds are low, or you are feeling DIY, you can also build a Corsi-Rosenthal style box :-]

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cherrycomet's avatar cherrycomet 1 month ago

The 2023 wildfires gave me bronchitis and now it’s even worse where I am… classic!

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

it took a while but the smoke is finally trickling into my corner of PA. Minnesota/Wisconsin/Michigan look absolutely screwed on the AQI map though holy shit. stay safe!!!!

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garfriend updated their site.
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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

Just adding a neighbor rq. Someone outside of neocities!! www.scantuary.art

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

What an awesome out-of-town neighbor!

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do you think a fish would like looking at the stars?
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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 month ago

The glowing zooplankton are probably stars to them

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 month ago

what if we are stars to them

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mossfool's avatar mossfool 1 month ago

I think mayhaps the real-life stargazer fish would! Liked looking at em so much they evolved those funky little upturned faces :]

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p7uen's avatar p7uen 1 month ago

What would they give, if they could live, out of these waters?

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spotties's avatar spotties 1 month ago

╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ maybe!

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minabelle's avatar minabelle 1 month ago

yes, when I read this I imagined two fish sticking their heads slightly above water over a starry, beautiful sky

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katbots's avatar katbots 1 month ago

I think they would try to eat them, so yeah

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zooquarium's avatar zooquarium 1 month ago

The Diel Vertical Migration would imply they rise to see the stars every night

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i love water
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ninevolt's avatar ninevolt 1 month ago

yeah cuz fish live there

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

gif of crashing waterfalls and waves of clear fluid

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silliestgoose-online's avatar silliestgoose-online 1 month ago

🚰 here have some

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ichomancer's avatar ichomancer 1 month ago

Such a magnificent compounds.. It's many magical forms. The way it shapes terrain, and life itself. I couldn't imagine a more perfect compound.

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venthefrog's avatar venthefrog 1 month ago

Big fan of water.... I just be drinking water all day...

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notesfromearth's avatar notesfromearth 1 month ago

im always amazed by water's solvent properties when i clean

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xsolimini's avatar xsolimini 1 month ago

earth juice yum

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tinytown's avatar tinytown 1 month ago

It's a pity I'm cold easily or I would be in it all day. Diving around, looking at fish and other cool creatures.

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garfriend updated their site.
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ichomancer's avatar ichomancer 1 month ago

Fun blog :)

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

@ichomancer thank you!! I try to make them fun :] or at least kinda interesting

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

incredible post this month. that raccoon is hilarious and so is learning the word "biffy." me when i go inside the evil biffy and a barred owl is there

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

@tabf5 you didn’t know about biffy?? I love the word biffy. It’s more fun than “latrine”

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 month ago

That picture of the trains goes hard!

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venthefrog's avatar venthefrog 1 month ago

Big fan of fireflies! I always love going into my backyard during the summer nights and just watching them though the woods. Also #antitickgang

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nicedifferentunusual's avatar nicedifferentunusual 1 month ago

Really cool blog! Given you mention your interest in early European peoples, you might also be interested in looking at Australian Aboriginal. They are considered the oldest culture still to be in existence (50,000-70,000 years) and they had/ have a pretty extensive symbol/ iconographic language. Here's some info - https://www.aboriginal-art-australia.com/aboriginal-art-library/significance/symbols-and-meanings/

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 1 month ago

Raccoons are assholes, but I kinda love them. One time when camping, we heard strange noises coming from a neighboring site. When we shined our flashlight on it, we saw a troupe of raccoons running up the trees. They’d been feasting on food left out at our neighbor’s picnic table. They kept coming back when when the light was out and eventually had to be shooed away. They're bold, they don't care!

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 month ago

@nicedifferentunusual This is amazing!! I only mentioned early European symbols because I wanted to avoid using iconography in my art from cultures that I am not a part of, but I do love this!! So neat!!!!

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 2 months ago

Drink the ale, catch the tail!

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calzonie's avatar calzonie 2 months ago

i've always said this

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silliestgoose-online's avatar silliestgoose-online 1 month ago

sea lion vagueposting

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va7ecx's avatar va7ecx 1 month ago

Seconded

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