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I really enjoyed reading through your blog archives. Your writing is great. Also "Hello you porcelain-faced softbody clowns" is how I would like to be welcomed to every website from now on.
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audreyworme's avatar audreyworme 1 month ago

I'm enjoying yours too, hello fellow book writer/animal crosser/Slayyyter and NIN enjoyer/porcelain-faced softbody clown~

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 2 months ago

New page recommending Flame War Theater because I think it's funny to watch a bunch of guys in Spirit Halloween costumes do dramatic performances of old forums threads

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 2 months ago

Blog post about a long weekend trip to the forest.

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notprincehamlet's avatar notprincehamlet 2 months ago

sounds like it was such a cool trip! i would've loved to see that hideous circus bedroom lol

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 2 months ago

The circus bedroom was wild lol. They had a four poster bed decked out like a big top circus tent, and then it opened onto a tower room called "the jazz turret". Also so many clowns

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

Cool trip, cute ponies

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 2 months ago

I added a new section where I recommend things I like (first up is The Lair of the White Worm) but this meant that every single page got updated with the new sidebar link. I also made some smaller updates to other pages so check the changelog for details.

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 2 months ago

Also this is not an April Fools thing. I forgot that was happening

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 2 months ago

Blogging about Twilight like it's 2008

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

I convinced my husband to watch all of the movies in January. It was so fun. I also love the baseball scene. It’s the funniest depiction of baseball in any movie. Everything with Jacob was so much worse than I remembered though.

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 2 months ago

The baseball scene in Twilight is the only sports movie I care about

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 2 months ago

Before watching I kept reading all these comments being like "Jacob SUCKS, he's the ABSOLUTE WORST and I HATE HIM" and I was like "surely he can't be worse than the 100-year-old I-just-like-to-watch-you-sleep guy" but it turns out: yes

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, filled with rats. And rats make me crazy
ratlands's avatar ratlands 2 months ago

Honestly I had to look up what this meant lol

ratlands's avatar ratlands 2 months ago

But now I've been educated

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

I loved browsing your CD collection. Big Willie Style made me laugh out loud

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 2 months ago

Made a blog post with all my Oscar opinions because it turns out I actually watched a lot of the nominees this year.

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 months ago

I only saw about half of the Best Picture nominees and I'm not caught up on Oscars discourse, but I am a bit perplexed at One Battle taking it. It was well made but not without some glaring issues.

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