the worst part about making these faux company webpages is trying to come up with enough yap that fits the company's tone and image while also conveying some semblance of plot and lore. & im trying not to make them all sound repetitive so im looking at loads of different brands & the "tone" they use for their sites & they all sound the fucking same irl. argh! why does every corporate site use the same look and style!
and what if i just brought back the iconic j weener placeholder text. what if