kockatriceking
1 week ago
my evil planes are getting so much love this year... it warms my little chicken heart....
kockatriceking
1 week ago
also while im here look at this absolutely INSANE piece i got tagged in this morning. jet-4 and hound-1 are in there! its like a game of wheres wally https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/hm43rabyotex7ei8iwfsv/IMG_3281.png?rlkey=4o8evroxso4dn7srvktoa2kjk&st=i6byhh81&e=1&dl=0
kockatriceking
2 weeks ago
okay i kinda copped out one of the quiz questions so here's a proper answer. aka my most listened to playlists. the way i treat music is weird and probably not ideal but i basically just collect songs i like into themed playlists. and then when i want to listen to a specific artist i go through the playlist, pick the song, and then rummage through that artist's music from there. or i just hit shuffle on the playlist
kockatriceking
2 weeks ago
also terrible reveal that i use youtube as my sole music app. well actually i use newpipe but its basically youtube but better
kockatriceking
2 weeks ago
anyway im only talking about this because Farage resigned from parliament because of Big Scandals and now Count Binface is the only runner for the Clacton by-election as everyone else is boycotting. which leaves the hilarious image of Serious Political News reporters having to interview The Talking Trash Can From Outer Space 100% seriously. theres also a guy in a fox fursuit. personally i'm all in on Count Binface!
kockatriceking
2 weeks ago
yeah man he's real! big fan of his policies which include making bicycle users who are assholes use unicycles instead, people who use speakerphones on public transport being conscripted, and putting the alleged HS2 railway through rail exec's houses.
kockatriceking
3 weeks ago
also you dont even need to draw to do artfight. theres people on there turning others characters into cupcakes and bracelets and sandwiches. even a guy who'll make your character into a themed cocktail. you can do whatever so long as its a craft!
so. here it is. dog eat dog / canis canem's reskin... except it isnt finished. but ive been sitting on it being unfinished for a While and i'm getting ppl asking me about subject 13/505 and its like uhh. i dont wanna throw them to the old site. so here's a very shit version of the final site. everything works its just lacking all the content
you nailed that crappy corpo aesthetic on noumenon holy fuck. down to the crusty jpeg as the background
thank you, i crawled around far too many modern security services sites to find the perfect vibe. maddest thing is half these real sites are supposed to be professional but they're littered with poor grammar, misspellings, or crusty ass jpegs like damn bro, could at least put *some* effort in?
oh also added "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" to cool sites page because it was one of the major inspirations behind TF13 and i genuinely cant believe i forgot to add it until now
love it