KOCKATRICEKING

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speaking my truth i got a scary ass message in my guestbook a while ago i dont even know what to reply with to. if that was u and youre reading this now... hi :) thank you :)
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kockatriceking updated their site.
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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 6 days ago

so. here it is. dog eat dog / canis canem's reskin... except it isnt finished. but ive been sitting on it being unfinished for a While and i'm getting ppl asking me about subject 13/505 and its like uhh. i dont wanna throw them to the old site. so here's a very shit version of the final site. everything works its just lacking all the content

brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 6 days ago

you nailed that crappy corpo aesthetic on noumenon holy fuck. down to the crusty jpeg as the background

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 6 days ago

thank you, i crawled around far too many modern security services sites to find the perfect vibe. maddest thing is half these real sites are supposed to be professional but they're littered with poor grammar, misspellings, or crusty ass jpegs like damn bro, could at least put *some* effort in?

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 6 days ago

oh also added "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" to cool sites page because it was one of the major inspirations behind TF13 and i genuinely cant believe i forgot to add it until now

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oh fuck it
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VIVA ESPAÑAAAAA ESPAÑA NÚMERO UNOOOO RAHHHH ‼️‼️‼️ CAMPEONES ‼️‼️
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HOLY FUCKING BINGLE. LOOK AT THIS ATTACK I JUST GOT. (maaaaybe 18+, also gore warning i guess) https://imgur.com/a/full-image-m5WDQZR IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE THIS IS LIKE. EXACTLY THE EVERYTHING. THE WHOLE VIBE OF TASK FORCE 13 IS HERE
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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 1 week ago

my evil planes are getting so much love this year... it warms my little chicken heart....

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blankbarrel's avatar blankbarrel 1 week ago

Hhohh DAMN that IS good it like leaves you breathless RIP EM UPPPP

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while im being really pretentious on artfight and naming all my attacks after songs i have to admit i'm not actually listening to those songs while drawing. instead i have a 2000s party girl pop playlist that is aggressively motivating. shout out pitbull, he's been there done that
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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 1 week ago

also while im here look at this absolutely INSANE piece i got tagged in this morning. jet-4 and hound-1 are in there! its like a game of wheres wally https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/hm43rabyotex7ei8iwfsv/IMG_3281.png?rlkey=4o8evroxso4dn7srvktoa2kjk&st=i6byhh81&e=1&dl=0

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kockatriceking updated their site.
2 weeks ago
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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 2 weeks ago

okay i kinda copped out one of the quiz questions so here's a proper answer. aka my most listened to playlists. the way i treat music is weird and probably not ideal but i basically just collect songs i like into themed playlists. and then when i want to listen to a specific artist i go through the playlist, pick the song, and then rummage through that artist's music from there. or i just hit shuffle on the playlist

kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 2 weeks ago

also terrible reveal that i use youtube as my sole music app. well actually i use newpipe but its basically youtube but better

talking about british politics to people who don't have monarchies gets so stupid because you have to be like "yeah so theres the house of commons and the house of lords and they decide laws. lords, yeah. they're all nobility, as the name implies. no we dont vote for them. up until this year most of them inherited their positions from their ancestors. yeah we're ruled by nobles" without sounding like game of thrones
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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 2 weeks ago

anyway im only talking about this because Farage resigned from parliament because of Big Scandals and now Count Binface is the only runner for the Clacton by-election as everyone else is boycotting. which leaves the hilarious image of Serious Political News reporters having to interview The Talking Trash Can From Outer Space 100% seriously. theres also a guy in a fox fursuit. personally i'm all in on Count Binface!

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

have-you-lot-invented-fire-yet type government 😭 anyway go count binface!

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

wait count binface is actually real what the fuck

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 2 weeks ago

yeah man he's real! big fan of his policies which include making bicycle users who are assholes use unicycles instead, people who use speakerphones on public transport being conscripted, and putting the alleged HS2 railway through rail exec's houses.

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

holy based, go count binface

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so sorry to my new followers who followed me during my brief and shocking burst of activity. im something like a perennial flower when it comes to webdev, in that for a very short while i am interesting and beautiful and then suddenly im just plain ol dirt again until next year. i am doing artfight though if anyone wants a chance at having their character drawn
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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 3 weeks ago

also you dont even need to draw to do artfight. theres people on there turning others characters into cupcakes and bracelets and sandwiches. even a guy who'll make your character into a themed cocktail. you can do whatever so long as its a craft!

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i like that every year artfight underestimates the amount of users accessing it and crashes. its a staple of the event at this point. big fan of the virtual waiting room thats new
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