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it is very tempting to buy a GPNVG-18 panoramic night vision goggles replica but my wallet is already strained enough
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 3 days ago

please god let me find an abandoned suitcase full of cash in a random trash can

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bluechinchompa's avatar bluechinchompa 1 day ago

left one outside good luck

brachypelmide updated their site.
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we should push for usb-c ports on phones to be user-servicable. they have a max lifetime of like 4 years before they become so worn that charging becomes a fever dream and replacing them is impossible without specialised equipment. wireless charging is a fake solution to this problem and it only cements the anti-user stance of phone manufacturers.
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 4 days ago

can you tell my usb port wore itself out recently

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 days ago

yeah lmao. I think this is getting enforced in new devices via the EU though. even my new laptop I bought this year lets me replace my USB ports, and look who made it: https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/MacBook+Neo+USB+Ports+Replacement/211011

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 4 days ago

Yup lack of repairibility sucks hard. Lack of parts, documentation and a lot of integration makes it a nightmare to repair even the most basic and simple things

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SYSTEM UPDATE {Taking a break} - HARD REFRESH AND CHECK BOOT LOG (scroll down on index page)
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brachypelmide updated their site.
5 days ago
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 5 days ago

the trepang2 review is slowly becoming my own silksong

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 5 days ago

u really need someone to take pics of u! (wink wink)

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dude what do you mean i have 12 tests in the next 2 weeks
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 6 days ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 6 days ago

this is a certified Uni Moment

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 6 days ago

See, this is why i didn't go to uni lol

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remember that log entry about the university rant? yeah i passed that test. 75% of the year failed it. i am the bug man. you cannot kill me. (i passed only because i got lucky and got an easy set to ID)
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

saperda carcharias is really cute you should look it up

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

oh or chalcophora mariana. that one is a cutie as well

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 week ago

omg these guys are really cute :3

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 week ago

Oh also congrats on passing the test!!!! You are a bug king! And a tree king!!

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bluechinchompa's avatar bluechinchompa 1 week ago

cannot kill you? just wait until I get a bird...

brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 6 days ago

birds love me fish hate me 1,982,921,001 deaths world is a fuck

no firefox i do not want to keep tabs on the world cup. i'm fucking lobotomizing you *sound of a mechanical drill starting up*
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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 week ago

I need some explanation

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

firefox forces a world cup widget on you, especially on mobile. today it hit my pc so i hit it back in self-defense and now its gone. on mobile im safe because i use ironfox

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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 week ago

where does it even put the widget. i have auto updates off on both mobile and desktop. i seem to be immune for now

brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

it appeared randomly on the new tab screen. you can easily turn it off on desktop

sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 week ago

oh ya lol my new-tab is literally about:blank as fuck, and i have it on a blank page on newtab on mobile too - theres hopes of me being immune to this

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so much of your day is taken up by things like eating drinking taking a shit or sleeping just turn me into a robot already im tired of this mortal coil
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pirahxcx's avatar pirahxcx 1 week ago

and we are never done with any, have to do it all again everyday

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barndoors's avatar barndoors 1 week ago

i like to introduce adventure into my life by eating foods im allergic to

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

i admire that. i would just die if i did that

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xyllria's avatar xyllria 1 week ago

i adore the mortal coil!

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 1 week ago

i also adore the mortal coil! you have to love the little things like eating and drinking and sleeping to start liking life as a whole. after all, life is only a day

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

oh i mean yeah those are all fun and all but im at this point in my mortal coil's exploitation period where i have too much to do and too littie time to do it.

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46 on click target with a touchpad. followed back!
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dru1dsden's avatar dru1dsden 1 week ago

thank you so much :) I appreciate it. I really loved your site too - the aesthetic and design alone is amazing

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