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I really don't care about bush. Like it's fine but I think the social media is overglorifying it. Honestly a lot of times shaved pussy looks more plump and juicy and sometimes getting pubes in your teeth or on your tongue is just annoying and not very sexy. I mean it's not like you can swallow hair. Just my take.
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We're all back :D missed you guys
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Yeah Jennifer's Body flopped on release, but it's also about two really hot girls in some kind of psychosexual entanglement running around covered in blood together and lets face it, no 18 year old boy is saying no to seeing Megan Fox in anything, therefore it's Older Brother Core, to me.
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Working on Older brother core albums again (almost done, yippee!) and thinking about how Lostprophets would absolutely be on here if Ian Watkins wasn't a fucking pedophile. Even outside of this context, the band has kind of fallen to the wayside because of this, and unlike Brand New or Dance Gavin Dance who also have frontmen that are sex offenders, they just didn't have the staying power to stay in the zeitgeist.
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televandalist's avatar televandalist 1 week ago

Ian Watkins is this generation's Gary Glitter, I say his name and people straight up don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Wish we did this to more Pop Punk pedophiles honestly!

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Images for albums for my older brothercore shrine got fucked up last night but ykw maybe it was for the best. Some of the albums I had on there weren't in alphabetical order. But more importantly I'm kinda tired of pretending more immature Pop Punk acts like fucking Blink 182 appeal to anyone over the age of 13.
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televandalist's avatar televandalist 1 week ago

If you're gonna list Pop Punk acts as part of "quintessential aesthetics for 16-19 year old boys who drink Vault and play Xbox all day", fine, seems a little absurd to me but it was a popular genre at the time so I get it. That said you better be listing Jimmy Eat World and Bayside and Midtown and Descendents and Dillinger Four and hell even Good Charlotte and All American Rejects.

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televandalist's avatar televandalist 1 week ago

Bands that know what sex is in a non "haha poop and fart and balls" way and talk about college and being pissed off at your ex and shit. Blink 182 was Older brother core for like 2 years and it was literally when these guys were 12-14 lmfao.

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bmh's avatar bmh 1 week ago

"Went to a farm to tip some cows - Forgot that I left my pants down - Bent over to pick them up - Felt a twelve gauge right in my hum didi hum" are some fun lyrics though...

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Gonna try to figure out a way to make the home and about pages a bit more visually interesting, overhaul the playlist portals and the girls shrine tomorrow, but for the time being I've had fuck all to eat today except chips lol.
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