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My body is a machine that turns "Like (2)" into "Unlike (3)"
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kalathetraveler's avatar kalathetraveler 14 hours ago

Funniest thing I've read today

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I'm letting my 11y/o cousin type something. I really really hope she doesn't say something that lands me in jail.
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spotties's avatar spotties 1 day ago

tell her that you will be showing it to her parents even if you afterwards don't and problem solved :D (i think)

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 1 day ago

i tackled a 14 to 15y/o into the ground cause called me a nut head and ran to his friends. ps i chased him and his friend while they were in a bike :D

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 1 day ago

@spotties She says her parents know, but don't care (HONESTLY FAIR...)

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spotties's avatar spotties 1 day ago

oh,, so um so how is the weather over there?

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spotties's avatar spotties 1 day ago

(wait did you type that or your cousin)

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 1 day ago

(me) @spotties Hot. I'm sweating. Not because of the heat, but because a psycho is next to me... aka my cousin

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spotties's avatar spotties 1 day ago

oh dear o-o hope it goes all right

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 1 day ago

(me) @spotties She says she likes your site. You're safe... for now

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spotties's avatar spotties 1 day ago

awee how kind of her ^^ give her my thanks and my beg for mercy!

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nicegirlslumber's avatar nicegirlslumber 1 day ago

Does ur cousin like fidget spinners or butter needohs better?

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 1 day ago

@nicegirlslumber Fidget Spinners. I don't think she's ever had a needoh, but I could be wrong. She's always prodding at something, so.

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p7uen's avatar p7uen 1 day ago

Nut head!

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Neocities has to be like in the top ten safest places on the internet because I haven't met a single person who's made me yell at the screen yet, which is a very high bar for any social website
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p7uen's avatar p7uen 3 days ago

I just put my cup on my desk and it's slightly hanging over the edge, and I'm not going to move it.

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 3 days ago

Move it... MOVE IT!! MOVE THE BLOODY CUP!!

vitorio's avatar vitorio 2 days ago

Turns out everyone who knows HTML is nice... ok, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk probably know too but they don't count

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kalathetraveler's avatar kalathetraveler 14 hours ago

No because you're so right

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 4 days ago

New review: Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream | Felt fulfilling yet still feels like a bit of a disappointment. Anyway, this is my tenth review!

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dogsmicworks's avatar dogsmicworks 4 days ago

Haven't played the new one so I can't comment much, but interesting nonetheless. One suggestion, maybe move the "music" section on these, or at least the audio snippets, up to the top? Feels like it'd flow better generally, so readers are encouraged to listen to whatever song you've chosen as they read through the rest of the review.

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 4 days ago

I could understand doing that, but to me personally music really seems like an afterthought and it doesn't make sense for me to put it anywhere near the beginning sections. Perhaps I could add an option for autoplay that's off by default.

I'm working on a Tomodachi Life review I need you to know that the example image used on wikipedia is a mii of a humanisation of wikipedia and that's absolutely adorable (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wikipe-tan_in_Tomodachi_Life_Living_the_Dream.jpg) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_mascots#Wikipe-tan)
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Thank you so much for over 15K views! I'm sorry if progress on the site has been a bit stagnant, but I've finally gotten my laptop back so I will try to publish my reviews as soon as I can. Again though, thank you for the unending support on my end. I couldn't ask for a kinder community. It means a lot to me ♥
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spotties's avatar spotties 5 days ago

Take your time dear :> we shall wait paciently till your next review ^^

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dogsmicworks's avatar dogsmicworks 5 days ago

Of course! Take your time, your reviews are always fun to read whenever they come out :)

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My dad's goals are above my comprehension. I let him borrow my phone while his phone was busy and he looked up the following: 1) The Walmart page for milk, and 2) The admissions page for my old primary school. ...Walmart isn't even in my country, and my old school is an entire continent away. The hell is he scheming?
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kalathetraveler's avatar kalathetraveler 1 week ago

I'm crying is bro trying to flee the country

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I miss my little laptop. It was an asshole to me but I still miss it. The hell is taking the repair guy so long!?
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kalathetraveler's avatar kalathetraveler 1 week ago

That's how I feel about my first laptop! It was a bit mean at times but I miss having a dvd/CD player,,

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You have a very nice site. It's messy, but that's how I like it ;)
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worldwideshen's avatar worldwideshen 1 week ago

hah, thanks for the review (i think!) i've linked you up, welcome to the neighborhood! (oh by the way your 100webmaster page is on my big list here:: https://shens.world/about/100webmaster#other)

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