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3 months ago

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capyhaus 3 months ago

I have briefly returned for the old man zoomer's birthday. I have a long page in progress related to year of the fire horse. Otherwise I work 40hr weeks now and have a fun vacation happening next month. Don't be dumb or I'll shoot you.

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capyhaus 3 months ago

KP, I am not leaving you hanging. I was going to answer the email but am suffering from food poisoning.

mrfunkedude updated their site.

3 months ago

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diandrahollman updated their site.

3 months ago

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skep updated their site.

3 months ago

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hastiesthandiwork 3 months ago

whoa what the FUCK happened to neocities?

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skep 3 months ago

See, at least I have the decency to announce sweeping visual changes in advance so nobody is surprised

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zerock 3 months ago

RED ALERT: THEY HAVE OPENED THE CSS FILE

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sorbier 3 months ago

skep, is your site redesign done? sadly looks weird on my phone ):

skep 3 months ago

Sorb, I ain't done nothing yet. The implication is either that my site has always looked weird on your phone (which is bad) or has always looked weird in a poorly-designed way (which is harsh but fair)

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hastiesthandiwork 3 months ago

looks fine on my phone tbh https://hastiesthandi.work/images/skepmobile.jpg

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skep 3 months ago

I did not anticipate resolutions that low (and will have to start doing so), but I love this <3

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skep 3 months ago

> skepmobile.jpg Somebody get on designing the Skepmobile

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sorbier 3 months ago

incredible flex, hastiest

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sorbier 3 months ago

https://sorbier.yorniq.xyz/literal/IMG_3224.PNG https://sorbier.yorniq.xyz/literal/IMG_3225.PNG

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skep 3 months ago

Ah, I see, I see. Well, beats me.

skep 3 months ago

I have done the only thing I can think to do, which is: add some missing semicolons to the CSS.

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3 months ago

Bathroom faucet needs replaced.

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absolutely-divine 3 months ago

i used this tutorial when mine broke: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=cFlar1jv3lIMFAwM

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skep 3 months ago

Those are the same instructions I followed to replace the kitchen sink and it took a day and a half

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zerock 3 months ago

just move to a new house tbh

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miela583 3 months ago

You should get a really ostentatious one, especially if it matches the vibe of absolutely nothing else in your home. Then you can enter the King of Faucets tournament. It's pretty exclusive, but I think you could talk your way into an invite.

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skep 3 months ago

Do the judges travel to each contestant's house for that, or do I have to take my countertop somewhere like they do for dog shows?

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miela583 3 months ago

You do have to take your countertop around to places, but the tournament organizers will give you a free utility trailer.

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skep 3 months ago

Sounds like Skep figured out how to score one free utility trailer.

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asterion 3 months ago

Good luck.

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bossayadams updated their site.

4 months ago

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skep updated their site.

4 months ago

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skep 4 months ago

Thanks to herzogzwei for the inspiration and photos, go follow - https://yorniq.xyz/site/herzogzwei

hastiesthandiwork 4 months ago

too long can you make a tik tok about this instead

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skep 4 months ago

No

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hastiesthandiwork 4 months ago

a tweet will do, then. thanks, Skep!

skep 4 months ago

*tweets link to page*

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overclockworked 4 months ago

Going to dollar stores and seeing this kind of thing irl is a one of a kind experience. Last time I went to one I saw a minions t-shirt that said "LE BUDDIES" in big bold letters, an Elsa doll labelled "Diversity Princess", and in the card games section I found the sequel to Uno; Dos. Left the store disoriented and confused and feeling like I just visited another dimension, would recommend.

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kunfucutsman 4 months ago

I agree with you, Giovanni's outfit goes HARD

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skep 4 months ago

I will not hear a bad word about Giovanni. Legend.

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p7uen 4 months ago

The

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emilynhoward 4 months ago

I will commit to life with 3000% PASSION.

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rusty-bytes 4 months ago

This is amazing, it's giving when Spongebob had to write his essay and wrote THE

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herzogzwei 4 months ago

incredible work, i didn't even notice the bottom hem was sewm on backwards until you pointed it out... and i've seen a sweatshirt similar to the weed-flavored ramen one before, but it was just plain chicken. long live giovanni, the king

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oopsiedoodle 4 months ago

Something tells me this isn’t the first indignant speech you’ve made about the peeing Calvin stickers

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divergentrays 4 months ago

MADE WITH 3000% PASSION gives such PowerThirst vibes! - https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=LlBDudT2kBNyfJNr

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broadsea updated their site.

4 months ago

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skep updated their site.

4 months ago

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emilynhoward 4 months ago

We had a couple of those in front of our house and a pair of house finches would nest in one. Unfortunately we did have to remove them because they were planted right above the sewer line that goes to the street and the roots kept growing into the pipes. Mourning Doves must be so widely spread beause they can tolerate human presence, a sad advantage that some creatures have and others don't.

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emilynhoward 4 months ago

I also think that while the arborvitae may be the tree of life, it's a pretty wretched landscaping plant. It just grows into an untameable blob after a while. (Also everyone around here pronounces it arbor vi-tee instead of arbor vee-tai. I know it's wrong but I say it that way to avoid looking like a snob.)

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skep 4 months ago

Huh, and here I've been pronouncing it "arbor vi-tuh" this whole time like a dullard. Anyway I agree, I have a hard time seeing myself willingly planting one of these things.

oopsiedoodle 4 months ago

i'm such a dumdum that i'd just call them "bush"

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emilynhoward 4 months ago

Taking classical Latin in college ruined me for life in ways I could not anticipate.

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p7uen 4 months ago

Incredibly lovely!

clashmus updated their site.

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skep updated their site.

4 months ago

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oopsiedoodle 4 months ago

the only time the animaniacs weren't completely annoying

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p7uen 4 months ago

Kampuchea is a weird choice?

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skep 4 months ago

Yeah you probably don't have to worry about memorizing that one anymore

sorbier skep

4 months ago

ok i just saw the puzzmo big crossword... the most recent one was fun but still not as satisfying at it could be!!! ): that's MY lukewarm xw take and everyone must experience it

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skep 4 months ago

And that's the story of how we started a joint blog of lukewarm crossword takes

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sorbier 4 months ago

...i wouldn't be opposed... see: my existing 3 crossword blog posts

diandrahollman updated their site.

4 months ago

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mrfunkedude updated their site.

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capyhaus updated their site.

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capyhaus 4 months ago

I missed work today due to physical exhaustion, so I tried to set up a deployable Git repo to make uploading/deleting images easier. I couldn't understand the instructions and just stopped.

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capyhaus 4 months ago

I've alluded to this before, but I'm going to get into it again. I don't think I'm going to update this site as much as I did 2-3 years ago. The elephant in the room is obvious. Years ago I had multiple friend groups and a partner to motivate me, I don't have that anymore. After I lost that I was thrust into a family-financial issue and I'm juggling trying to make offline friends and work full time.

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capyhaus 4 months ago

I'm this close to giving up on the former, honestly. I have a hotel room reserved for a con in June, but I'm so fucking tired of life and various bullshit, I went back to social media. And not gonna lie, this community often irritates me so much. It discourages me to work on a site I have little physical energy for and only 3 people will see.

capyhaus 4 months ago

Having a zoomer spiel onto an unrelated status update last month and getting schizo emails convinving me to delete my site and get into crypto reminded me why I stopped checking here. (Don't tone police me, I don't care.) And I'm also tired of pretending my last relationship ended on good terms when it fucked me up. It's nobody's problem but mine, but it's another reason I avoid NC.

capyhaus 4 months ago

I'm turning off profile comments for awhile because it frustrates me and I don't like how the activity feed is diet Twitter. The guestbook and email is open but I'm slower to respond and less patient for random soapboxing. It's frusting how much I self-censor only for other people to mindlessly rant at me.

skep sorbier

4 months ago

Puzzmo does do a big crossword twice a month, but admittedly I do somewhat miss the NYT Saturday. I also subscribe to AVCX to help fill in that gap.

sorbier 4 months ago

i might need to check avcx out. i know lots of nytxw constructors also construct for them! you need to start daily xw blogging to motivate me

skep 4 months ago

Nobody needs Skep's Lukewarm Crossword Takes

caydence capyhaus

4 months ago

Thank you for the book recommendation! I wanted to read more books on ADHD but there's just so goddamn many from so many different years trying to prove so many different points, it was just totally overwhelming. ADHD nation looks to be what I'm looking for!

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capyhaus 4 months ago

I came out of the book with a whole new conclusion about the disorder itself. The book is very sad at times and could use a new edition to discuss ADHD post-pandemic but it completely blew my mind.

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soloppsprang updated their site.

4 months ago

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skep updated their site.

4 months ago

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divergentrays 4 months ago

Just signed up and followed you but I will not be on any leaderboards!

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skep 4 months ago

It doesn't matter because I'm a big fat liar, I don't actually look at the leaderboards :D

emilynhoward 4 months ago

I go through phases every few months where I will play a game every morning for a while. I like a lot of Puzzmo stuff. Can never be arsed to sign up for anything, though. If you haven't heard of Raddle, that's worth checking out, too.

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skep 4 months ago

Ooh, Raddle is promising.

crunchweb 4 months ago

I joined and I'll be doing crosswords all day thank u

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sorbier 4 months ago

i wish the xw was the size of the nyt ): there's still nothing like a friday or saturday nytxw!!!

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