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bloktic updated their site.

2 months ago

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bloktic 2 months ago

40 comics later, the sequel no one wanted! Anyways, I'm going on vacation next week, so no comic. Have a good one!

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skep

2 months ago

The Skep-Sorbier collab everybody has been clamoring for is FINALLY HERE! Introducing *cross goss!*, where we do crosswords and then largely complain about them! https://crossgoss.yorniq.xyz/

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acetaminophriends 2 months ago

Sounds like my kind of fun!

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skep updated their site.

2 months ago

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p7uen 2 months ago

I never even considered this, a lot of you guys are really good with accessibility, I must try harder.

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skep 2 months ago

Regardless of the site, there is always room to try a little harder!

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skep updated their site.

2 months ago

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skep

2 months ago

The faucet replacement was annoying but not dramatic enough to write about. No crying and only one emergency trip to the hardware store.

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emilynhoward 2 months ago

We are about to have our entire siding replaced. But as I am only paying many thousands of dollars to have the work done rather than doing the work myself it will definitely not be fodder for my next novel.

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skep 2 months ago

Dang, I wanted to read that

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zerock 2 months ago

is it really even a project if you don't make at least one unplanned trip to the hardware store?

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hindbodes

2 months ago

Fuck rounded corners.

hindbodes updated their site.

2 months ago

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fwugresonance updated their site.

2 months ago

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bloktic updated their site.

2 months ago

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bloktic 2 months ago

Hmmm, something feels different around Neocities here...

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skep updated their site.

2 months ago

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hastiesthandiwork 2 months ago

whoa what the FUCK happened to neocities?

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skep 2 months ago

See, at least I have the decency to announce sweeping visual changes in advance so nobody is surprised

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zerock 2 months ago

RED ALERT: THEY HAVE OPENED THE CSS FILE

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sorbier 2 months ago

skep, is your site redesign done? sadly looks weird on my phone ):

skep 2 months ago

Sorb, I ain't done nothing yet. The implication is either that my site has always looked weird on your phone (which is bad) or has always looked weird in a poorly-designed way (which is harsh but fair)

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hastiesthandiwork 2 months ago

looks fine on my phone tbh https://hastiesthandi.work/images/skepmobile.jpg

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skep 2 months ago

I did not anticipate resolutions that low (and will have to start doing so), but I love this <3

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skep 2 months ago

> skepmobile.jpg Somebody get on designing the Skepmobile

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sorbier 2 months ago

incredible flex, hastiest

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sorbier 2 months ago

https://sorbier.yorniq.xyz/literal/IMG_3224.PNG https://sorbier.yorniq.xyz/literal/IMG_3225.PNG

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skep 2 months ago

Ah, I see, I see. Well, beats me.

skep 2 months ago

I have done the only thing I can think to do, which is: add some missing semicolons to the CSS.

skep

3 months ago

Bathroom faucet needs replaced.

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absolutely-divine 3 months ago

i used this tutorial when mine broke: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=cFlar1jv3lIMFAwM

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skep 3 months ago

Those are the same instructions I followed to replace the kitchen sink and it took a day and a half

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zerock 3 months ago

just move to a new house tbh

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miela583 3 months ago

You should get a really ostentatious one, especially if it matches the vibe of absolutely nothing else in your home. Then you can enter the King of Faucets tournament. It's pretty exclusive, but I think you could talk your way into an invite.

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skep 3 months ago

Do the judges travel to each contestant's house for that, or do I have to take my countertop somewhere like they do for dog shows?

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miela583 3 months ago

You do have to take your countertop around to places, but the tournament organizers will give you a free utility trailer.

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skep 3 months ago

Sounds like Skep figured out how to score one free utility trailer.

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asterion 2 months ago

Good luck.

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bloktic

3 months ago

Ugh. Did that thing again where I accidently overwrote an earlier version of this week's comic over the newer one, thus completely undoing all my work on it today.

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bloktic updated their site.

3 months ago

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bloktic

3 months ago

Sorry for the late comic, trying to get it out tomorrow. Still trying to get back into the weekly comic flow.

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skep updated their site.

3 months ago

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skep 3 months ago

Thanks to herzogzwei for the inspiration and photos, go follow - https://yorniq.xyz/site/herzogzwei

hastiesthandiwork 3 months ago

too long can you make a tik tok about this instead

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skep 3 months ago

No

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hastiesthandiwork 3 months ago

a tweet will do, then. thanks, Skep!

skep 3 months ago

*tweets link to page*

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overclockworked 3 months ago

Going to dollar stores and seeing this kind of thing irl is a one of a kind experience. Last time I went to one I saw a minions t-shirt that said "LE BUDDIES" in big bold letters, an Elsa doll labelled "Diversity Princess", and in the card games section I found the sequel to Uno; Dos. Left the store disoriented and confused and feeling like I just visited another dimension, would recommend.

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kunfucutsman 3 months ago

I agree with you, Giovanni's outfit goes HARD

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skep 3 months ago

I will not hear a bad word about Giovanni. Legend.

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p7uen 3 months ago

The

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emilynhoward 3 months ago

I will commit to life with 3000% PASSION.

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rusty-bytes 3 months ago

This is amazing, it's giving when Spongebob had to write his essay and wrote THE

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herzogzwei 3 months ago

incredible work, i didn't even notice the bottom hem was sewm on backwards until you pointed it out... and i've seen a sweatshirt similar to the weed-flavored ramen one before, but it was just plain chicken. long live giovanni, the king

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oopsiedoodle 3 months ago

Something tells me this isn’t the first indignant speech you’ve made about the peeing Calvin stickers

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divergentrays 3 months ago

MADE WITH 3000% PASSION gives such PowerThirst vibes! - https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=LlBDudT2kBNyfJNr

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hindbodes updated their site.

3 months ago

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3 months ago

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skep updated their site.

3 months ago

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emilynhoward 3 months ago

We had a couple of those in front of our house and a pair of house finches would nest in one. Unfortunately we did have to remove them because they were planted right above the sewer line that goes to the street and the roots kept growing into the pipes. Mourning Doves must be so widely spread beause they can tolerate human presence, a sad advantage that some creatures have and others don't.

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emilynhoward 3 months ago

I also think that while the arborvitae may be the tree of life, it's a pretty wretched landscaping plant. It just grows into an untameable blob after a while. (Also everyone around here pronounces it arbor vi-tee instead of arbor vee-tai. I know it's wrong but I say it that way to avoid looking like a snob.)

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skep 3 months ago

Huh, and here I've been pronouncing it "arbor vi-tuh" this whole time like a dullard. Anyway I agree, I have a hard time seeing myself willingly planting one of these things.

oopsiedoodle 3 months ago

i'm such a dumdum that i'd just call them "bush"

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emilynhoward 3 months ago

Taking classical Latin in college ruined me for life in ways I could not anticipate.

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p7uen 3 months ago

Incredibly lovely!

hindbodes updated their site.

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