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1 month ago

i fell off

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

the carpet and broke both tibiae, left femur, 32 other bones, suffered intense internal haemorrhaging, and died on the scene

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ninevolt 1 month ago

bro fell off

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tabf5 1 month ago

my goat? washed? 💔

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sneekrealm 1 month ago

my goat? washed? with the most mediocre shampoo?

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

38 heatwave coming in on sunday it was nice knowing yall holy SHIT

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

el nino more like el HOMBRE

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tabf5 1 month ago

why is the ocean frying Europe :( what did they do

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skep 1 month ago

My history class taught me that Europe has a lot to answer for

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tabf5 1 month ago

History be like "So that's what your grandparents did and now you get to live the consequences"

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figurea 1 month ago

try redirecting the gulf stream

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pirahxcx 1 month ago

Come to Brazil - it's winter :)

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teenagegirlboy

1 month ago

in summer school... hence why I still haven't updated shit

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teenagegirlboy 1 month ago

I am!! working on the webcomic tho!! hoping to get out the first edition before summer ends

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badgraph1csghost 1 month ago

summer school is so fkn stupid. i had to take it every gd year :(

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

ah crap i'm getting concerningly close to 100 followers. i will, once again, do nothing to celebrate this, but i'll feel bad about it this time

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

also shoutouts to the one guy who sent the first ever question to my q&a straw.page

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tabf5 1 month ago

im preparing 100 spiders

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ichomancer 1 month ago

Oh, hell yeah! I think 100 followers is the best milestone (I blame tabf5 for that) - Big Congratulations!!

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jaam brachypelmide

1 month ago

your post on the symbols on the thinkpad chargers is very informative, especially since i just recently snagged a thinkpad t480s myself w a charger that pretty much has similar symbols on first glance

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

ya! they will likely have near identical symbols because this stuff is quite standardised in lenovo's manufacturing and stuff from what i've seen

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

skin literally melting off in this sun--what do you mean it's still spring

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sneekrealm 1 month ago

sike! solstice today, it's Big Summer now

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

ah crAP RIGHT! OH NO! THAT MEANS THAT DAYS WILL NOW GET SHORTER! GAAAH

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sneekrealm 1 month ago

partially thank actual fuck lowkey because the 4am sunrises sometimes wake my ass up an hour before my 6:40am alarm on workdays even with my blackout curtains drawn to my best ability............

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

ah fair. i adapted to sleeping in light and even started enjoying it. full moons are the best, but most people i know absolutely hate them.

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sneekrealm 1 month ago

i do heavily enjoy the 4am sunrises 10pm sunsets aside from that tbh, and theres Nothing like a good summer (barely)night walk - but actual midnight sun would genuinely FRY me

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sneakyscarab updated their site.

1 month ago

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

im back in dial-up age motherfuckers my shitty fucking piece of ass router struggles to download a single webpage because i live in the middle of nowhere and this router sucks ARSE anyway do you guys ever sneeze so hard while holding your nose shut that the pressure instantly vaporizes the water in your nose and it flies out as steam. call me the steam locomotive the way i

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nexos-den 1 month ago

pleasee don't sneeze like that it's quite unhealthy and can even be dangerous... Also I'm sorry to hear about your internet it really sucksss :(( Wish I could hand you an rj45

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

im fine because i vent the pressure out via my mouth (not sanitary at all). and an rj45 won't fix that i need some of that fiber optic here

bluechinchompa 1 month ago

I heard oats have fiber in it can that help?

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urist updated their site.

1 month ago

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lazybones updated their site.

1 month ago

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

it is very tempting to buy a GPNVG-18 panoramic night vision goggles replica but my wallet is already strained enough

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

please god let me find an abandoned suitcase full of cash in a random trash can

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bluechinchompa 1 month ago

left one outside good luck

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 month ago

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angelstrumpet updated their site.

1 month ago

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

we should push for usb-c ports on phones to be user-servicable. they have a max lifetime of like 4 years before they become so worn that charging becomes a fever dream and replacing them is impossible without specialised equipment. wireless charging is a fake solution to this problem and it only cements the anti-user stance of phone manufacturers.

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

can you tell my usb port wore itself out recently

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tabf5 1 month ago

yeah lmao. I think this is getting enforced in new devices via the EU though. even my new laptop I bought this year lets me replace my USB ports, and look who made it: https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/MacBook+Neo+USB+Ports+Replacement/211011

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nexos-den 1 month ago

Yup lack of repairibility sucks hard. Lack of parts, documentation and a lot of integration makes it a nightmare to repair even the most basic and simple things

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

SYSTEM UPDATE {Taking a break} - HARD REFRESH AND CHECK BOOT LOG (scroll down on index page)

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 month ago

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

the trepang2 review is slowly becoming my own silksong

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nexos-den 1 month ago

u really need someone to take pics of u! (wink wink)

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

dude what do you mean i have 12 tests in the next 2 weeks

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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tabf5 1 month ago

this is a certified Uni Moment

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barracudachan 1 month ago

See, this is why i didn't go to uni lol

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sneakyscarab updated their site.

1 month ago

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

remember that log entry about the university rant? yeah i passed that test. 75% of the year failed it. i am the bug man. you cannot kill me. (i passed only because i got lucky and got an easy set to ID)

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

saperda carcharias is really cute you should look it up

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

oh or chalcophora mariana. that one is a cutie as well

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nexos-den 1 month ago

omg these guys are really cute :3

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nexos-den 1 month ago

Oh also congrats on passing the test!!!! You are a bug king! And a tree king!!

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bluechinchompa 1 month ago

cannot kill you? just wait until I get a bird...

brachypelmide 1 month ago

birds love me fish hate me 1,982,921,001 deaths world is a fuck

trollbeetle asterhalloween

1 month ago

hi min bror can i take a nap on your website im so sleepy.

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