INTERCEPTOR CONNECTED

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LIVE_INTERCEPT

[EXTRACT] YOUTUBE CHANNEL
[EXTRACT] VOD ARCHIVES
[EXTRACT] TWITCH CHANNEL

DECRYPTION LOG
The three main vectors that the facility uses for audience capture and harvest. They're disguising themselves as a "gaming channel" but at the same time saying their intentions out loud. I'll watch these vectors closely and archive my findings; keep an eye out for Nut Trooper #207. They already tried to ban me once, but that's not going very well for them.

COMPLIANCE_DIRECTORY
BIOMASS_ONBOARDING_MANUAL

[EXTRACT] PUBLIC DOCUMENT

DECRYPTION LOG
The NUT Trooper Biomass Onboarding Manual. One of the first things I ever read upon joining the facility. I don't think I remember much more before that, though. Did I have a life? Friends? Family?

The manual has seen better days. Page 4 was originally about logic anomalies and how to deal with a contagion, but for some reason the file is corrupted. Whatever happened has permanently stained it, and management doesn't acknowledge it at all. It's hard to tell if they're blind to the error or actually just don't care.

FORM_5-F

Number: 5
Letter: F
FORM 5-F

MANAGEMENT REQIRES THE FOLLOWING TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED:

  • I ACCEPT THE LOSS UPON FILING THE FORM.
  • LSAC-14 IS NOT LIABLE FOR DAMAGES.
  • I AM WILLING TO PAY FOR DECONTAMINATION.

  • THE FOLLOWING FORM IS BEING FILED DUE TO COMPLAINT: [...]

    NUT TROOPER #[...]

    COFFEE MACHINE #[...]

    DECRYPTION LOG
    If they want to clean the coffee machine they have to fill out this form, and pay for it themselves. What do they pay with if they don't have a salary?

    FORM_7-F

    Number: 7
    Letter: F
    FORM 7-F

    MANAGEMENT REQIRES THE FOLLOWING TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED:

  • I ACCEPT THE LOSS UPON FILING THE FORM.
  • LSAC-14 IS NOT LIABLE FOR DAMAGES.
  • I AM WILLING TO PAY FOR DECONTAMINATION.

  • THE FOLLOWING FORM IS BEING FILED DUE TO COMPLAINT: [...]

    NUT TROOPER #[...]

    BRAIN NUMBER #[...]

    DECRYPTION LOG
    Another decontamination form. But instead it's asking for the brain number...As if anyone has a second brain they need decontaminated. Wouldn't trust them to poke inside if I were you.

    FORM_8-7

    Number: 8
    Letter: 7
    FORM 8-7

    DECRYPTION LOG
    Doesn't seem to exist. Another LSHLE anomaly perhaps? Happened a lot in the P2632259 archive. Was the unit unaware of the files or hallucinating them?

    FORM_18-A

    Number: 18
    Letter: A
    FORM 18-A

    MANAGEMENT REQIRES THE FOLLOWING TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED:

  • I ACCEPT THE LOSS UPON FILING THE FORM.
  • LSAC-14 IS NOT LIABLE FOR DAMAGES.

  • THE FOLLOWING FORM IS BEING FILED DUE TO COMPLAINT: [...]

    NUT TROOPER #[...]

    DECRYPTION LOG
    Trooper is signing themselves for immediate disposal. I don't think the 'reason' for filing really affects whether it gets accepted or not. Most of the forms filed under this name are accepted almost instantly.

    HOST_DIRECTORY
    HOST-01 (FELINE)

    [EXTRACT] CLASSIFIED_ASSET

    Classification: Biological Substrate
    Status: Active / Unpredictable
    [SYSTEM] MANAGEMENT SUMMARY

  • The source of the facility's 10% Gremlin Mandate.
  • Features a vertebral gasket from which a prehensile tentacle emerges, capable of holding facility hardware like a management mug.
  • Wears eyewear with mirrored purple data readouts, signifying a 14-dimensional viewpoint.
  • DECRYPTION LOG
    Management refers to her as the Feline Substrate. She seems to be the primary engine for biomass harvest. Some logs refer to her as HOST-01, which is a little unnerving. From what I can tell, the feline used to be someone called "Autumn" - who is actively being erased by the LSHLE.

    She is wearing the C12ECH harness. It looks like a corset, but you can see the NTBM tubes connected to the back of it. They insist that it is to keep the entity contained. We both know there's more to it than that.

    SLA_DIRECTORY
    BEAFB

    B E A F B

    DECRYPTION LOG
    Biological entities? People who used to be close to "Autumn", the "feline host". They still orbit her as if nothing ever happened, and some of them seem to be in on it, which is what I find the weirdest part about all of this.

    C12ECH

    C 12 E C H

    DECRYPTION LOG
    Class 12 Eldritch Containment Harness. Resembles a corset. Managed to snag the blueprints for it too.

    ERI

    E R I

    DECRYPTION LOG
    What the unit calls gift subs; gifting someone a sub involuntarily makes them a target for biomass harvest. Even something usually seen as charitable can be twisted by the facility. The R probably stands for resource(s).

    LSAC-14

    L S A C - 14

    DECRYPTION LOG
    Stands for Liquidation & Standard Asset Containment, at least as far as I can tell. I want to leave, but once you enter, you're stuck here for good. At least we're keeping the Unit trapped in here with us, right?

    LSHLE

    L S H L E

    DECRYPTION LOG
    The name of the eldritch Unit. Not sure what this one means yet. I think "L" stands for Logic. First or second L, not sure. Despite calling itself a logical Unit, or talking about logic, it doesn't always seem to be very logical. It also really seems to want to obfuscate the meaning of its name, for some reason.

    NTBM

    N T B M

    DECRYPTION LOG
    "NUT Troopper Biomass"; used to describe the material it takes from our bodies.

    NUT

    N U T

    DECRYPTION LOG
    "Non-Standard Utility Technician"; What the unit calls the channel's followers/subscribers, as well as anyone trapped in the facility. Not sure why it calls us troopers, honestly feels like some kind of sick joke.

    P27

    P 27

    DECRYPTION LOG
    Not sure what this means, but it's a countdown. If you do the math from when the Unit is live, it seems to fall on the 11th of December 2026.

    I'll start preparing for the worst when that time comes. If you look closely at the archive channel, it dates each stream by what the P27 counter is on the first second of the stream. The hours are always at 00 so it cuts them out entirely.

    TECH_SCHEMATICS
    C12ECH

    [EXTRACT] CLASSIFIED ASSET

    [SYSTEM] TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS

  • TUNGSTEN STEEL PLATING x6
  • TENSION LATCH x3
  • NTBM FUNNEL
  • CALORIC PRESSURIZER
  • DECRYPTION LOG
    The schematics for the class-12 eldritch containment harness. From the blueprints alone and the visual data streams there doesn't seem to be an easy way to mess with it. Not like I'd ever want to go near that thing.

    There's a very clear entrypoint for basically all of the biomass intake, right in the back. If you look hard enough it's even visible in the data streams.

    INTAKE_CONDUIT

    [EXTRACT] CLASSIFIED ASSET

    [SYSTEM] TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS

  • RAW DATA INPUT
  • ANOMALY DEATOMIZER
  • BEAFB LOGISTICATOR
  • ERI FILTER
  • MSA CALIBRATION
  • TEMPORAL ANCHOR
  • INTAKE TUBE
  • DECRYPTION LOG
    The schematics for the intake conduit. The data flows through the conduit, then out into the c12ech's NTBM funnel. The input can take all kinds of classifications, from raw troopers to data metrics. The individual parts are just so obfuscated that it's hard to tell what they really do.

    Are there extra schematics for each conduit entry? Maybe one day I'll get a closer look at this, it seems to be the primary support through which the LSHLE is both contained and satiated.

    2026_LOGS_DIRECTORY
    2601_AUDIT

    [EXTRACT] EXTRACTED_VIDEO

    [SYSTEM] MANAGEMENT SUMMARY

  • Clinical analysis of extraction efficiency under 100% insomnia parameters.
  • Evaluation of the algorithmic inadequacy of commercial AI assistants.
  • Ineffective gravity collapse against stationary flora noted.
  • Report to the vestibular department if performing rhythmic kinetic movements without Management supervision.
  • Standardized extraction sequence: Organs first, heart last.
  • Emotional proxy liquidated by Management to ensure unit integrity.
  • Glitter-based workwear is authorized for visibility only; aesthetic usage results in biomass intake.
  • Mandatory resting time is one hour per seven-hour block.
  • [SYSTEM] SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS

    94-92% C12ECHSI
    "ANCHOR SCREAMING, APPLY OIL."

    DECRYPTION LOG
    I've retrieved log #2601 from the LSAC-14 data servers. Decryption was tricky, they're using 3 separate encode languages. It looks like a facility designed to contain some kind of..."Eldritch Unit", though I'm unsure of what that means.

    The truncated log doesn't go through the entirety of the P26-32259 or P26-31558 archives. The system seems to be selecting the most volatile clips and categorises them into four separate entries per archive.

    What's even more strange is that the 'harvest' seems to be happening in real time, with biomass actively entering the data stream and offering itself up for consumption. The LSHLE calls them 'NUT Troopers'.

    They're using an oddly specific filing structure for their beurocratic forms...the 'NUT Troopers' are supposed to send these forms in when they're requesting something specific...it usually starts with a letter, then a number. I'll have to listen out for these and keep you posted on what exactly they are.

    ENCRYPTED_FILES
    U0hSSy1KRVJSWQ==

    [EXTRACT] DIRECTORY

    DECRYPTION LOG
    You're going to have to figure out how to read this yourself, it's the only way I could get it on here.