Poltergeists in the Pacific Northwest!
We have our first paranormal sighting submission! This one comes from xX_sp00kigurl_Xx, thanks for the submission :P
Here's her story:
"oki haii first i want 2 say i luv ur site!! the skeleton is super kyute xD but ya zomg my cousin who lives in cranio lake (THE SAME TOWN AS DA DUKESTER!!) sayz shes had a bunch of weird stuff happening to her like all her clocks falling off the walls at midnight every night and liek voices whispering and stuff 0_0 i told her that her house is obviously mega haunters but she wuz like "stfu freak i think its just the house settling!!!" liek ok but if u rly thought that why did u tell me about it... but ya im a good cuz so im submitting this so maybe Duke sees and investigates even tho shes a total biatch i dont want her to get eaten by a ghost or dragged to hell or something TToTT so yeah if Duke sees this my cousins name is Alice and she works at da coffee shop but idk which one if there are more than one soz ;_; go kick da ghosts AZZ Duke!!!"
I looked it up and it seems there are three coffee shops in Cranio Lake (at least ones that have websites). Their names are The Grind, Joe's Java,and Cranio Lake Brewing co. Duke, if you're seeing this, maybe check it out since it's in your hometown!
Big thanks to xX_sp00kigurl_Xx for the submission! Hopefully your cousin is safe. Make sure she's got a ring of salt around her bed at night so the ghost doesn't harm her while she sleeps!
Also a big thank you to everyone who's written in my guestbook! You make my cold dead heart feel a little warm inside .u.
OMFG!!!
GUYS!!! Duke has officially seen the site!!
This is the best day EVER!!! I can't believe I've been noticed by THE DUKE HAWTHORNE!!!! I told my mom and she just said "that's nice, honey, but don't talk to strangers online". As if he's a stranger!
I printed his message out and taped it to the wall above my bed so I can look at it first thing when I wake up in the morning XD and even better, it means maybe he'll see the weird sightings submissions and check them out! So you guys better start sending them in before there are too many for him to handle.
Also hi xduk3ssn0tr4g!! I can't wait to see the next update to your fic :D
Supernatural?
Have you guys seen the trailers for that new show coming out on the WB in September? "Supernatural"... sounds like a ripoff of Monster Mash to me!!! This is ridiculous!! Duke should sue everybody involved with the production of this new show in my opinion. I mean, monster hunters driving around killing evil creatures and banishing spirits? That's just blatant theft.
But what do you guys think? Personally, I'm going to boycott it and maybe send Eric Kripke a very strongly worded letter. That ought to teach him to step on Duke's intellectual property!
Welcome to the new site!
Hello guys it's me, monstermasher89. Sorry my last site got shut down so abruptly, I guess the server crashed or something. It sucks that I lost all my old reviews and stuff but what can you do.
This one's going to be way better anyway! I'm taking submissions for cryptid/monster/weird sightings at my email, monstermasher89@coolmail.com. Who knows, maybe the Dukester himself will check some of them out haha! If he finds this site, that is.
Stay tuned for hopefully lots of cool stuff soon!
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