"May I have your attention, please?"

"…ah, perfect. I would like to begin by thanking all of you for your attendance today. I'm also extremely glad to see the new members here. I would like everyone to give Chris and Hickory a warm welcome after the sermon, and I'd personally like to thank Dynamo for referring our two newbies. It's always a pleasant surprise to get newer accounts and a privilege to teach them of ROBLOX's history."

The faint sounds of paper shuffling are caught by the microphone, before it ends with a soft thud.

"Today is a special day. We have made so much progress and I want each and every one of you to know how far we've come, so I will be reading ROBLOX's history so we may reconnect with our roots."